Episode 501:
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Original Air Date: 11.07.2001
Guest Star - Radiohead as Radiohead

Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman's ass when ginger-haired Scott tricks our supple hero into buying his pubic hair for $16.12. Radiohead guest stars and plays a role in Cartman's elaborate scheme at getting sweet revenge on his unsuspecting foe.

Episode 502:
It Hits the Fan
Original Air Date: 20.06.2001

The you-know-what hits the fan a 162 times when the citizens of South Park hear the word “Sh*t” on the popular show, “Cop Drama.” Boffo ratings have the executives at HBC plotting further use of the curse word, as the nation is struck by a mysterious plague that unleashes the ancient Knights of Standards and Practices. Only Chef and the boys can save South Park, and the world.

Episode 503:
Cripple Fight
Original Air Date: 27.06.2001

Big Gay Al returns to South Park, only to be thrown out as Scoutmaster to the boys for being gay. The boys rally to his defense, with the help of the new “handi-capable” kid, Jimmy. But there’s only room for one crippled kid in South Park, so Timmy and Jimmy throw off the gloves, as well as the crutches and wheelchair, in an all out slugfest to end all slugfests.

Episode 504:
Super Best Friends
Original Air Date: 04.07.2001

Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny discover David Blaine, magician and Cult Leader. Stan finds out early that the Blainiacs are not as nice as they thought. Stan has to convince Kyle, Kenny and Cartman that they've been brainwashed... but will he get to them in time? Jesus has a few tricks up his sleeve! Super Best Friends to the rescue!

Episode 505:
Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
Original Air Date: 18.07.2001

In the grand tradition of Wham UK, flatulant Canadian superstars, Terrance and Phillip, have broken up over creative differences. The clock is ticking as the boys struggle to reunite the fartastic duo, and recruit them in time for South Park's Earth Day festivities.

Episode 506:
Cartmanland
Original Air Date: 25.07.2001

Cartman inherits ONE MILLION DOLLARS from his grandmother, fulfilling his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park, Cartmanland! A hemorrhoid erupts in Kyles’ ass when he learns of Cartman’s undeserved fortune, making him question the very existence of God, and whether there’s a reason to stay alive in a world where someone like Cartman is happy.

Episode 507:
Proper Condom Use
Original Air Date: 01.08.2001

Thanks to Stan's "handy" work, the children of South Park must endure sex education from the unlikely duo of Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik. While the two adults take their lessons to heart, the children are left frightened, mis-informed, and armed for battle against the opposite sex. Much hilarity ensues.

Episode 508:
Towelie
Original Air Date: 08.08.2001

The boys get a brand-new video game system and their plans for the next 38 hours is to play it! Unfortunately that can’t be the case when they discover Towelie, a government secret, genetically engineered towel that gets his special powers from… gettin’ high. When the government steals Stan’s new Game Sphere the boys will stop at nothing to get it back. Losing precious gaming time they find Towelie and begin the struggle of the century.